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nickthetwin:

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tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 


coltheartedbitch:

OH MY GOD 


bluberryattack:

We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.”


guy:

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*


urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for


when you start liking someone:ah fuck

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do


meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night


primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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gaylord-lord-of-the-gays:

settingfiftyfour:

going somewhere peasant

Down on you



darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see


hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”


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